And don’t go imagining you’re off the hook if you follow Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland or the Republic, because every one of our home sides is in Euro 2012 qualifying action tonight.

Scotland are in Lithuania (shown on BBC1 Scotland, 7.15pm), Wales are in Montenegro (Sky Sports 3 from 6.25pm), Northern Ireland are in Slovenia (Sky Sports 1 from 7pm) and the Republic are in Armenia (Sky Sports 1 from 4.30pm). More temptingly, there’s Mastermind on BBC2 at 8pm, where specialist subjects include Postage Stamps of the 19th Century.

The boss to which the candidates have been gently grovelling for the past four nights, taking turns to wine and dine him, is award-winning London-based hair stylist Anestis Cobella, whose clients include Cat Deeley and Zoe Ball. Tonight we’ll discover which of the final four has got the gig.
 

Tonight, for example, he has a very strong hunch as to why a severed hand has been found on the California-Nevada state line – and wagers with cop pal Rigsby (staking a somewhat modest 35 cents) that he’s spot-on. No prizes for guessing who wins.