Vacancy £60,000-£100,000 p.a

The successful candidate will be able to talk at length on any subject without any understanding of the matter in hand.
A knowledge of civic responsibility, law, history, the English Language, British Heritage and the plight of the elderly, the poor and the disadvantaged is not required for the post.
An inability to understand the most basic accounting principles is an advantage as is a selective memory.
The successful candidate must be prepared to attend the head office at least once per week for at least twenty weeks of the year and undertake onerous responsibilies as a paid non-executive director of various companies.

In additional to the salary, there is a generous non-contributory pension, a subsidised canteen, many opportunities for free overseas travel and paid television appearances.

Apply in confidence to your nearest Political Party Constituency Office fr an exciting opportunity as a Westminster MP

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