Airport Clouseaux

Everyone's got their own story, but please remember the type of person chosen for airline security is from the absolute lowest level of the deepest barrel. Airports and Governments are not going to spend one cent more than they absolutely have to (and contactors will spend less) on these gormless oafs.
I can't wait to see the fun with the full body scanners as they detect colostomy bags, teflon stomach and septum recontructs, breast and penile implants. What about poor old Granny with her adult diapers (nappies)? Could they explode?

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